Month of the Bible Mouse

Month of the Bible Mouse

James 2-3

Cast:  1 person—adult or youth—who does not mind scurrying around on the stage.

Equipment:  Wireless microphone.  Costume optional.

Lights up

[Walking onstage and looking down and shaking head back and forth].

Unbelievable!  Totally unbelievable.  I can’t believe I did that.

We had been friends for years.  I wanted to share my New Year’s resolution with her—she had been my best friend for years. 

So, I said that this year I was going to be more tactful.  The next thing I know, I said to her:  I’ll bet yours is to lose weight and get your teeth straightened. 

Where did that come from?  I can’t believe the things that I say sometimes.

I really didn’t expect that it would cause the trouble that it did.  It was like a spark setting a whole forest on fire. 

It was like a tiny rudder on a big ship and the next thing you know the ship has turned into an iceberg.  I’ve got a Titanic Tongue and my ship is sinking.

You can tame about any animal that you want, but the human tongue is a wild beast.  If I was a horse, somebody would have put a bit in my mouth and bridled me. 

[Looking at the audience and surprised!]

Whoa!  Not whoa like you say to a horse—yes, I know I was using a horse reference—but whoa like when did you people get here?  Where did you come from?

I’m glad to see that you saved some good seats up front, just in case some celebrities show up.  Yeah, you had better treat them right.  They deserve the Red-Carpet Treatment.

I see that you have saved some seats for the undesirables in the back.  Sorry, some of those are already taken.  [Waving hands at the back seats].  At least you know where to sit.

OK, one for two isn’t bad.  You still have some reserved seats in case the big shots and high rollers come in.

What am I saying?  I can’t believe what I am saying this morning.  Save seats for the big shots.  Those are the same people that will drag you into court if you are late on your rent.  These are the same people who forget to pay you for cutting their grass.   Why would we show them favoritism?

That’s like mice showing the Terminator where to set traps and leave poison.  Why would we do that unless we had been brainwashed by the world?

Those that we might call undesirable might just have more hunger for the word of truth than most of us.  I think I have this upside down.

I need to get right-side up.  But what can I do?  I’m just a church mouse.  What can I do?

[Picks up a crumpled paper off the floor and reads it aloud].

IS YOUR WORLD UPSIDE DOWN?  DO YOU WANT TO TRY TO GET RIGHT SIDE UP?

JOIN US FOR THE MONTH OF THE BIBLE AS WE TAKE ON THE BOOK OF JAMES.

Note to the timid:  This will take you out of your comfort zone!

Now that sounds like it might be worth working into my busy schedule. 

[Looks at the audience.]  What do you say?  Are you up for the challenge?

[Begins to walk off, then stops.  Looks at audience].

You know what would be good?  Study the book of James all month and then have a big meal at the end.  I love the stuff that you guys bring for fellowship meals.

You guys keep on studying and get that meal together and I will work on what I say.  I mean you can’t curse and praise the Lord out of the same mouth, not if you really want to follow Jesus. 

And, of course, don’t feel guilty about dropping a whole deviled egg on the floor during the meal.  I will just consider it a good gift from above.

Every good gift is from above.

Later, church peeps!

Exit.